Daniella

Better than never

[Daniella @carrotstickD]

Bouncy castle and party bags for all the 100s of guests at my 10th birthday
Now my boyfriend is lucky if he gets an invite before my dog

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

So many people are replying to this dismissively like, "Um, DEADLY chokehold? Calm down, Karen." The man is dead. He died from the chokehold.

[Daniella @carrotstickD]

@pizzaw0lf @MoxieInABoxie @ayyy_vuh Ngl that was pretty funny, and I’m in a huge room full of people

[Daniella @carrotstickD]

Why did my secondary school make everyone do a presentation on whether being gay was acceptable?
Y do I remember people “disagreeing” with being gay!?
HALF OF THEM ARE PARENTS NOW

[Daniella @carrotstickD]

Urge to dye my hair black keeps returning.

[❁amethyst artistries❁ @amthystart]

may I introduce… limited edition, stoney bear

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

When I was a kid I thought the long vampire fangs were hollow and had holes in the end that they drank blood through like straws

[Daniella @carrotstickD]

I’ll do it later xx

[𝒦. @silknymphe]

I don't like when black girlies are super into vintage fashion and clothes and makeup, y'all like to remind them that they would've been hatecrimed during that time. Let that girl wear her pin curls and flared dress in peace

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

A story of two parts. Recruiter edition 😂😂😂

[D.D @DDonWhytee]

When you've been single for too long.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Daniella @carrotstickD]

Wordle 278 2/6

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[Wøe ☥ @Woeotto]

Why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the power puff girls did in 11 minutes

[Lillian @LillzTIL]

The whole of England stopped when a policeman murdered a white woman.

A black girl was strip searched by policemen at school & we find out about it 2 years later. A child. And no one has been convicted or sacked for committing this crime against her.

[Rachael Swindon @Rachael_Swindon]

316 MPs each claimed back an average of £1,138 for their utility bills last year.

Retweet this if you would like a £1,138 payment from the government towards your utility bills this year.