carrot 🐣🥕

pack it up bird app ! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (🇱🇨)

[josetta @j0s3tt4]

he had drugstore makeup, a tiktok shop wig, an unclockable tucking kit, ross lynch, a stolen vial of my estradiol, and a fucking DREAM.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

realizing so many people are together but not in love while others are in love but not together

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

i love her perseverance to make an organic hit happen by consistently promoting… she saw it work with midnight sun😭

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

this might be the first time in US history a city mayor is more popular nationally than the president

[nyara @nyaraVT]

FREE????? In this economy???????????

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[jae stephens @jaephens]

just had a BLT

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This is why we need younger politicians

[J-dawg @H4TEDEMON]

Just experienced talking to a stranger for 10 minutes and them suddenly telling me they’re wearing meta glasses

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

And i know straight niggas be watching gay porn cuz i be watching straight porn so…

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

forever thinking abt the video of tht lady calling a bunch of religious establishments asking for help for her and her baby & the only ones that helped them were muslims …..

[blue @bluewmist]

telling your brain "i know you don't wanna do the thing and it'll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it'll be fine" is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness lol

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

Beyonce could decide to wake shit up at literally any time and i find that terrifying.

[chestur @Rihtardi]

Coke need to make a comeback weed got yall fat and retarded

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Being this hot and climbing the Empire State Building in a proposal stunt as heterosexuals oh baby the straights really said July 1 faggots to the BACK

[Zion @zionszzn]

I don’t mind being sick, but having a sore throat is where I draw the line

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

The guilt of hitting “No tip” on a screen while the employee watches you is one of the most uniquely American experiences of the last five years. It sometimes feels like those screens were designed to make saying no uncomfortable.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

yeah, every politician across the country gotta go. He's flipped one of the largest cities in the WORLD in less than 6 months

[AARON @lidolmix]

the way you can hear her keychains clanking oh zara’s mic will always stay ONNNN