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[tre @losingmytop]

I hate when you can tell that the woman in the DoorDash couple be getting beat on

[julia @juumelo_]

my body keeps telling me to stop drinking beers but I’m not gonna listen to a retard

[SEN @dying2post]

Business idea: drug dealer who isn’t fucking retarded

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“my tattoos have a meaning”

yeah they mean you’re retarded

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me king slime

[The Friend you Know @HotHeadAlien]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

[Montana Lemonius-Craig @jitLyang21]

How many national girlfriend and boyfriend days are there? #fuckoff

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

I don’t say faggot at gay people I say faggot at people that are being faggots

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

I can’t enjoy marijuana the way I used to because I have been through too many trials and tribulations

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

[.dwgo🇹🇷🇦🇷 @davidswagoo]

being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself.

[۟ @ragingxngxl]

WHEN I SMOKE WEED AT NIGHT AND THE ANGER SLOWLY WEARS OFF IT MAKES ME WANNA CRY

[tawny @tawnniee]

being under surveillance by the feds used to mean something u had to be somebody

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

It’s insane. Cocaine, meth, and fentanyl will all leave your system in less than a week. THC can take up to 6 weeks. So drug screenings are damn near only testing for THC, when THC is the least problematic of these drugs by far.

[Jeff “Grav” Swazy @jeffswazyburner]

Threw a like on her ig story. She added me on snapchat two minutes later

[B… @branmattic]

I don’t want no IG baddie, gimme the pretty nerd.

[whosmocoso @oxyfosex]

don’t take shit seriously you’ll die faster