Carlie

send me funny tweets

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

"Why do you always wanna stay home alone?"

Me alone at home:

[clara @leclercsletters]

OH STOP 😭😭 SO CUTE

📷: antoine

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

i keep polaroids of my friends on my coffee table bc every time they come over they react exactly like this

[¹⁶₃₄ @marnestri]

aint nobody looking at the bunny hes holding lawd

[Brent Albrecht @RadioBrent]

Jealous of the ref who has his eyes gauged out

[ally⁴⁴ 🥅 @lewishockeyton]

justin bieber posting about the leafs like a teenage girl running a stan account im fuckin crying

[Joey Avery @JoeyAveryComedy]

Trump made Canada so mad the Leafs are winning playoff games

[lais 🏒 @blueknies]

game 2 tonight

[Nemanja Magic @Ope__O]

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[ella ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @tuckersluvs]

SHES NOT AFRAID OF SCARY MOVIES
SHE LIKES THE WAY WE KISS IN THE DARK
HOW COME SHES SO AFRAID OF FALLINGG IN LOVEEEEEE , LOVEEEE

[Santa Claus @1DAFSanta]

It’s almost Christmas so it’s time to bring out this masterpiece

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

Welcome to the Murder Circus.
Live now in @HuntShowdown 1896!
Let’s kick some ass!!! December 12th – February 10th #HuntPartner #HuntShowdown1896 #Crytek Check out more: https://t.co/KGRGGrPXc3

[Anjali²⁸ 🛰️ @91ANZLIFE]

One Direction.

[Marlon @marlonmalibu]

Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

i’ve been liking and unliking this for like a minute straight bc it’s cute

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

teenage dirtbag to one direction is like year 3000 to jonas brothers they ate up the original

[dilfdrew garfield @SPlDEY4LYFE]

him and niall were performing 2 diff songs 😭