carolinastefanelli

passing by (she/her)

[spider-boy @hollandmp4]

everybody always talking abt tom holland in a romcom but no one’s tapping into the potential of tom holland in a MUSICAL

[Confederação Canábica-Xamânica THC @ch3p3i]

sem sacanagem se masturbem com a mão não dominante para prevenir alzheimer

[oat milk enjoyer @fake_noods]

apparently it’s “mean” to tell someone they can “just use their brain for that” when they say to ask chat gpt something

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

dream bf is autistic guy whose special interest is sex

[cee shady facts @ceeyoulaterrr]

She needed girlhood more than a fuckass relationship, oh I'm so sad rn

[️ @Emori]

Ngl this tweet made me genuinely check myself a few years ago and honestly i can say i’ve made a near full recovery

[jairme @jairmearrependi]

Me diverte muito como um livro escrito por um gay, cheio de subtexto homoerótico, acabou sendo apropriado como um símbolo de extrema-direita. Parabéns pelos 30 anos, Clube da Luta.

[juliana 🏰 @genyasafinsimp]

society's weird relationship with the concept of virginity is genuinely a horror movie cause wdym if I tell you I was in a huge depression all of my teenage years and then tell you I still haven't had sex at 23 the second statement will shock you the most...

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

[dany @satosoka]

me in heaven (with strap): what cloud the pretty men with long hair on? 🤔

god: GET OUT

[vile @soulscel]

best combo for masturbating:
- havent jerked off in a few days
- empty stomach
- need to pee a little

[rose @himeseul]

ive said it before and ill say it again: the most RADICAL, 'outlandish' and feminist thing a woman can do is eat and be comfortable growing old. thats literally it

[mo @filled_popcorn]

penelope using her boobies as pillows.

[carolinastefanelli @carryoninsomnia]

@unaltalena @retrocvnty l'essere più sexy su cui i miei occhi si siano mai posati

[Pablo 🌙 🐺 @pourquoipablo]

Ça regarde du gros porno bien salé bien vicieux , ça partage des images de cadavres, de guerres, vous sautez sur tous les pires trucs possibles à voir mais c’est du sang de règle dans une culotte qui vous choque ?
Il n’y a même pas de morceau d’endomètre.

[carolinastefanelli @carryoninsomnia]

choose your coach steve: