carrie

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist."

RT if Mick is right.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Awful people.

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

We at KGB News acknowledge the rumours but Dirty Dan and Martin Branning are not the same person, as proven when Martin met Dan last night. Please don't post the hashtag #DanWoottonExposed, respect his privacy.

📺Sky 906 Virgin 666 Freeview 12345

[Britain People @Britain_People]

TORY MP Harriett Baldwin claimed £2,130 on expenses to pay for her utility bills between 2019 and 2021.

In 2013, Baldwin attempted to claim back a £50 donation to a hospice.

➡️RETWEET if you think Baldwin should pay for her own utility bills.

#Expenses

[carrie @carsbean]

@MartinSLewis #yesIndeedy

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

You’ll already have seen this picture of Conservative minister Andrea Jenkyns giving the finger to the public. I can reveal that she’s not swearing at them, just confirming the number of weeks she’ll be in the role.

[Chris Ship @chrisshipitv]

Someone is having fun with the government ministerial page …

[Kate Montague GCSE @kmontaguekate]

Dear Nadine,

It is with deep sadness that I am writing to you to resign as your parody account. It has been an enormous privilege to serve under you and I will always be proud that the public were unable to distinguish between us, even when I was at my most ridiculous. 1/2

[carrie @carsbean]

@GlenrothesGaz any reporting on the decision to stop any trains from Thornton going to Kirkcaldy? All Thornton trains now go to Dunfermline. This is a public transport system@now owned by @scotgov

[carrie @carsbean]

@JennyGilruth trains will no longer be running from Thornton to Kirkcaldy, all trains will now go through Dunfermline. Do you agree with this decision- it will have a negative impact on many travellers from Glenrothes area?

[carrie @carsbean]

@blairsmart Clown

[carrie @carsbean]

@theJeremyVine @LBHF @willnorman @StephenCowan @LBofHounslow Absolutely terrifying, no wonder people are put off!

[carrie @carsbean]

@DawnButlerBrent About time, well done you. #speakingtruthtopower

[carrie @carsbean]

@NOT_MOTD @blairsmart 🤣🤣

[carrie @carsbean]

@HarrietHarman For killing ‘lover’ ??? A woman murdered reduced to being someone’s ‘lover’ what about daughter, mother, sister, friend, colleague? Rest in peace.

[carrie @carsbean]

@voxdotcom Utter rubbish- you idiots are the only one I have heard mention Meghan today, UK coverage had been nothing but respectful. Take your hysteria elsewhere!

[carrie @carsbean]

@debby0484 I sneezed in my mask the other day in Aldi 😱😱🤣🤣 you would have thought I had sat down and taken a s##t #soawkward

[carrie @carsbean]

@richardosman Omg - the constant e-mails and messages- we miss you 🙄

[carrie @carsbean]

Never been so angry at a book character in my life as Eugene. Heartbreaking and gut-wrenching, I loved Snuggie, Agnes and Leek so much. #ShuggieBain #books #novels