carson 🌹

Albuquerque, NM. Inventor of Slow Derby. Here to retweet and like my own posts. Roller Derby coach extraordinaire. Powerliftng. Sarcasm. Socialism. 🌹

[carson 🌹 @carson138]

Check out Peak Wildlife Park's video! #TikTok https://t.co/8Unmsp5s0I

[carson 🌹 @carson138]

@LeadingReport @grok what does flo rida mean by boots with the fur?

[carson 🌹 @carson138]

@grok why was the whole club looking at her? And what did Flo rida mean by “boots with the fur”?

[carson 🌹 @carson138]

https://t.co/kQMEGJlvgU

[Quan @QuantessentialR]

That shit was wild as hell. That man was excited and made a weird noise and they said “Oh this motherfucker can’t be president.”

[carson 🌹 @carson138]

@frostypeaches Lemme buy it.

[carson 🌹 @carson138]

@PartyOnBarth Do we still say “hot knife through butter”? I haven’t watched a game with sound on in a while.

[carson 🌹 @carson138]

@jayhall242 And how much do you spend at other wing places?

[Liv :P @liv_username]

there should be an opposite costco where u can buy just a little bit of stuff

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

One of my most important performances. I loved my hair and makeup here.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

they're putting her stuff on therealreal or nah?

[carson 🌹 @carson138]

@JocelynAwakens I wear a 10 shoe and a 9 Lolly

[Peli Grietzer @peligrietzer]

The greatest trick the devil ever played was taking the yolks out of six hard boiled eggs, mixing them with mustard and paprika, and spooning the mixture back in

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

girls go on twitter for 5 minutes just to retweet everything they see and leave

[carson 🌹 @carson138]

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[DESUS & MERO on SHOWTIME @SHODesusAndMero]

Bodega Hive: The illustrious @desusnice and @THEKIDMERO will be pursuing separate creative endeavors moving forward. #DESUSandMERO will not be returning to SHOWTIME. It's been a good run, fam.

[carson 🌹 @carson138]

@jayhall242 bonkers

[carson 🌹 @carson138]

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