Carson Petricevic

Something witty

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

People who buy window seats love to piss. It’s their favorite thing in the world

[THE SUN KING 🌞 @apollokade]

RIP TAY KEITH

[Carson Petricevic @carson972]

I’m going to kill myself

[Chris P. Wicks 🔎🐜 @CrispyWicks]

"yeah so "getting Shanghaied" came from people getting snatched up and shipped off to China back in the day"

"wow that sounds really disorienting"

"It's extremely Orienting, actually"

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[anna @hard_boiledbabe]

Abysmal vibes in the groupchat today

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

if you make your therapist cry during the session they let you pick a toy from the prize box

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

They had his legs #Twitching and #Squirming

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

My body is a machine that turns your butt into a looked at butt.

[Scipio @SteveScipio]

Having to work a single hour at my job is worse than a billion holocausts and slaveries put together

[KP 🦩 @Andrettism]

Jeep threatens to give a Wrangler to 100 unfortunate Americans

[Alice Kane Wolf @AliceKaneWolf]

bro chill take one of these it’ll level you out

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Carson Petricevic @carson972]

Track cat talkin to my DAWGS