Carson Kreischer

Crestview ‘21 USF ‘25

[Bengal Jim & Friends @bengaljims_BTR]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Joe Burrow: “I really like Skyline Chili.”

National Media: “JOE BURROW HINTS HE WANTS OUT OF CINCINNATI.”

Joe Burrow: “We need to win.”

National Media: “WIN OR I’M OUT: BURROW GIVES BENGALS ULTIMATUM.”

Joe Burrow: “Good morning.”

National Media: “BURROW REFUSES TO COMMIT TO CINCINNATI PAST BREAKFAST.”

It’s August. Football is back. And apparently so is the annual “Joe Burrow wants out of Cincinnati” nonsense.

#WhoDey 🐅

[SleeperReds @SleeperReds]

Elly is having a career season that’s being overshadowed by everyone else just sucking

[larry (not a stripper) Reed @L_The_Ideal]

Horrible oline all of sudden lol

[Zack🦈 @NixForSix]

Blame the lineman for Maye being a statue
Gotta love non ball knowledge

[Cam @42Cyc]

Genuinely unbelievable that Maye vs Stafford was ever a debate.

[Sosa Kremenjas @QBsMVP]

In good faith, people really tried to tell you Drake Maye was the league MVP man.

I'm in disbelief.

[Captain Caleb @captaincaleb18]

Fixed it

[Jay @Jay__chiefs]

HOW DO YALL EXPECT HIM TO PLAY IN THIS BLIZZARD???

[𝐁 @_bbrandonn_]

Drake “Worst SB Performance In History” Maye

[𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢 | ꕤ @fantasizemafia]

Drake Maye if he didn’t have the easiest schedule in NFL history

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This man really rolled off the couch, got less than a week of practice, and took this Seahawks defense down to the wire

[Zack🦈 @NixForSix]

-DRAKE MAYE STINKER IN SUPERBOWL -PATRIOTS EXPOSED AS SCHEDULE MERCHANTS
-PATS FANS WHO CHEERED NIX INJURY CRYING ALL NIGHT
THIS WAS A GENERATIONAL HATE WATCH 😂🫵🏼

[Honcho Da Optimist @Honcho_WhoDey]

Cheap shots?!?!? Pot… meet kettle.

Stealers the least aware team and fanbase of all time

[De’Vion Hinton @stilldexhinton]

Drake Maye is gonna make a Super Bowl being ass the whole way there and the worst people you know are going to use it to pretend he’s an elite QB.

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

how does zac taylor still have a job 😂

[John @iam_johnw]

Cj stroud was really on podcasts all offseason putting himself in top 5 qb talks lmao

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Josh Allen turnover vs CJ Stroud turnover

[Bailey @bailey4047]

The NFL next season: “New rule: any interceptions thrown by Josh Allen don’t count…Joshy didn’t mean it, he gets a do-over throw. 🥺”