Carson Allender

[charlie @chunkbardey]

does any1 kno when the pandemic is going 2 be over

[James @CaucasianJames]

do u think donald is in a hospital gown or is he laying in his bed in a suit rn

[Jay Zim @jay_zimmer]

Can’t believe this is the last time I get to watch this

[Mama🐻 @MamaCandle_]

Due to the recent coin shortage I will no longer be accepting anyone’s two cents

[Trash @TrashQuavo]

I feel like North was wearing a headband & it slipped forward & Kanye saw & was like ‘🤔🤔write that down Kim’

[margaux 🪐🤍 missing skz @sacredyorgos]

can’t wait to walk down the aisle

[Diondre @GloverDion7re]

Nobody: Somebody uncle later today

[megan @chismosavirus]

what do u want us to say

[Deuce @suave_young50]

MY WIFE WAS UP ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT MAKING 30 BAGS FOR YOU UNGRATEFUL SONS A BITCHES AND ALL I HEAR IS CRITICIZE CRITICIZE CRITICIZE

[brooke not-miller @buhrooke]

This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. 🥺

Normally, I do not go because I am poor.

[cal? @cal_gif]

for my own mental health, I’ll be logging off twitter today. I just found out 51 is divisible by 17 and I just need some time to process this

[ratatouille @nussyrox]

men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom

[Mario Barnes @WilliamGluckman]

Water wearing a durag rt for good luck

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Just be the person your Grandma thinks you are.

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

We're gonna have to retire the expression "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out humans do not do that

[Lewis @RichardsonLewis]

6 months into 2020 and I’ve probably enjoyed about 12 days altogether