carson

crazy world, lotta smells

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @cozysnoopys]

he loves this asshole dog so much im in tears

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me was about to ask.

[carson @carson_brookee]

first time roomba owner and i’m just checking on him like he’s a good buddy making sure he doesn’t fall down the stairs

[carson @carson_brookee]

why is a roomba lowkey great company

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

man i hate checking my emails

[carson @carson_brookee]

@Psh_Heather close!!!!

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

I wrote for Zack and Cody for about 3 months back in 2006 heres some of my scripts that never made it to air

[carson @carson_brookee]

@DarrienPayne ⚠️ TW ⚠️: feeling attacked, emotional, can’t afford a bbl

[star @sweetnothing404]

(crying) whats the move

[𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙟𝙖 @sunnydrip]

mercury is now in gemini

[zahra @zhashx]

one thing about me is i WILL unbutton my pants & sit in a restaurant w my fly down for maximum comfort

[carson @carson_brookee]

@DevinMartin0 who asked

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

These guys are waiting for Will Smith in the Parking Lot

[carson @carson_brookee]

ladies would he smack chris rock across the face at the oscars for you? that’s the real issue here

[carson @carson_brookee]

@DevinMartin0 to go

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

nate lets have a chat babe

[carson @carson_brookee]

2022…. #NewProfilePic

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Laid up in his bed rubbing my feet together like a cricket

[Ty Bailey @Tyrie_Irving]

I have known more people get COVID this past week than I have the entire pandemic