CancerCarson

Average femboy talking about his daily white problems

[CancerCarson @carson_cancer]

So my stepdad is now my moms bitch cause shes bringing in the big bucks. The first thing on this bitch list was to to cut his fingernails.

[CancerCarson @carson_cancer]

@TP_waterwars_ Fucking sad

[CancerCarson @carson_cancer]

@TP_waterwars_ Rip to drew bear

[SKKen @NotSKKen]

Tonight when I was serving an old lady told me ‘it’s a shame you have your ears pierced because you’re such a handsome young man’ yeah well idk how to tell you this ma’am but chances are your granddaughters nipples taste like quarters so do you want ranch w your wings or what

[Han @hannahydavies]

Petition for Universal Studios to build Spooky Island from the Scooby Doo movie

[CancerCarson @carson_cancer]

My grandfather just asked me if my penis was erect

[Zedd @Zedd]

There’s lots of “bad” news about Teslas w/ autopilot crashing.
Just to show the other side too:
I once fell asleep driving home late at night on the highway (w/ autopilot on) and got woken up by it beeping + turning off music to wake me up. Would have prob been dead without it.

[CancerCarson @carson_cancer]

“If y’all threw dollar bills at my i’d strip”-Lauren

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

stupidest assholes ranked:

1.) person who stands up as soon as the plane pulls up to the terminal

2.) person who drives 10 under in the left lane

3.) me

4.) person who claps after a movie

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Create a media credibility rating site (that also flags propaganda botnets)

[CancerCarson @carson_cancer]

*My brain at 4am waking up for a flight* “Do i REALLY need to go to Coasta Rica”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🐌

[CancerCarson @carson_cancer]

@GoodBoySeb Im such a great quality service project for you

[CancerCarson @carson_cancer]

@kanyewest Rules are made to stop people cheating on there path to success silly

[CancerCarson @carson_cancer]

I hate bitches that ask the teacher to give them a assignment/test on something they don’t know so they will learn it. Just fucking learn it

[CancerCarson @carson_cancer]

Give me money for shitty raping

[CancerCarson @carson_cancer]

@GoodBoySeb Gay ass

[CancerCarson @carson_cancer]

@GoodBoySeb Noah Cyrus 👌