Carson Greene

[Carson Greene @carson_greene8]

“Why do they name hurricanes after women? Because they arrive wet and leave with your house and car”

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

🚨NEW - MARK CARNEY DELIVERS GRIM SPEECH TO CANADA

"What's going on is an economic rupture"

Announces MANY changes to EI, "buy Canada" provision, to business loans

and scraps the EV mandate.

MASSIVE deficit incoming, folks.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

this is not funny, comedians only do this when they’re in extreme distress

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Brothers Johnny Gaudreau and Matthew Gaudreau have tragically passed away.

Johnny was 31 and Matthew was 29.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

My jaw has officially descended to hades

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Honking during people's golf swings is beyond evil

[Charles @Bronsonshitpost]

Fucking hell, if you watch one video today make sure it’s this!

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Wild fight breaks out on a Carnival cruise ship to Central America at 3am after "a bunch of drunk girls from Tampa" had a disagreement.

This narrator did a tremendous job.

43-year-old passenger Nick Richardson said he was going to get some pizza when he walked into a war zone.

"Those girls were already set on what they were gonna do. It just got out of hand very, very quickly. And that’s how it happens. You’re just drinking too much," Richardson said.

Carnival released a statement about the incident, saying the guests involved were fined and are banned from sailing again.

"As is our policy, we will not tolerate such behavior and the guests involved were fined and will not sail on Carnival Cruise Line again," they said.

[Darth Craven @CrazyCraven01]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Carson Greene @carson_greene8]

@FightMate https://t.co/JDVJCQ7FoY

[Carson Greene @carson_greene8]

@BGatesIsaPyscho Dude fell asleep on the 401 driver died and I think another person died as well

[Carson Greene @carson_greene8]

@ThatBelbin Fucking not right

[Ben Bankas @BenBankas]

Mayor of Toronto Olivia Chow speaks on new controversial rain tax ☔️.

[KO @knockoutsx]

Bro who made this ?? 😂😂😂😂😭

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

im crying yo UK Niggas really see their opps and be like "En Garde!"🤺

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

This is the final photograph of the notorious Uruguayan Flight 571, taken just before it met with disaster in the Andes on October 13, 1972.

Of the 45 people on board, 27 initially survived the crash. Facing extreme conditions for survival, they were compelled to resort to cannibalism.

Ultimately, of the 27 who survived the initial crash, 16 were rescued after 72 days.

[Carson Greene @carson_greene8]

What did I just watch

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

Holy crap. That was definitely not self defense. That looked like a hit.

[Carson Greene @carson_greene8]

Be honest 😂😂😂

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

She immediately went and bought crack after this 😭

[Carson Greene @carson_greene8]

😂😂😂😂