‘baby mittz’

ya fav bartender 🍾🍹🍻 catchin’ flights since 95’

[solé @layxsnv]

i just want a covered porch so i can sit outside in thunderstorms like an old lady with my coffee and mumble "we needed this"

[‘baby mittz’ @carson_held]

“Idk who I’m going to sleep with just weekend. Jk, I have a cold sore”

[‘baby mittz’ @carson_held]

If I could come back in another form, I would come back as a raspberry.

[‘baby mittz’ @carson_held]

“I’m gonna go to the soup kitchen & get some pussy”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The older i get the more i realise how much i love being at home doing nothing

[‘baby mittz’ @carson_held]

I genuinely could not be more excited to see @daliaaadoee tomorrow 🤪🤪

[Thee Kelly Kay 🧝🏽‍♀️ @Ci_Yonce_]

This the most Saturday ass Friday ever.

[laura😁 @thelauraofitall]

Next season the love island cast needs to be cashiers, retail workers, and restaurant servers. No more wannabe influencers, we need REAL LOVERS!! #loveislandsusa

[‘baby mittz’ @carson_held]

@daliaaadoee Ur fake

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

how did i go from this to paying bills

[‘baby mittz’ @carson_held]

“I shaved my coochie for the one direction concert”

[‘baby mittz’ @carson_held]

That game was good asf man. I fucking love basketball

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Nobody is more stressed than a 25-32 yrs old thinking they are running out of time.

[sad oat @sad_oat]

‘SAY DRAKE’

[Loky @lokymann]

its always something.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to find $30,000 on the ground today

[‘baby mittz’ @carson_held]

@camoflye I quite literally almost cried… was there for me for fantasy all year long… and the week of play offs man… 🥲🥲🥲

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I say I gotta skedaddle

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.