Carson New

[Carson New @carson_new]

Damn, even HP is inflated now

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

Hit Points were invented by Dave Arneson in the very first version of DnD. There, a normal guy only had 1 to 4 HP, so losing 1 HP was the equivalent of getting stabbed with a knife.

[Carson New @carson_new]

The knicks lost at home ending their streak. Wall street’s most defendable bear case. ES -140bps

[Carson New @carson_new]

Why can’t I go to the moon on apple maps

[Carson New @carson_new]

@DrKentNew @marryevan999 Dad this is fake don’t trust these prediction market traders

[Carson New @carson_new]

Man crimson desert is being dunked on by “games journalists” no one likes. Its probably a banger

[Carson New @carson_new]

If you don’t get hyped up seeing vehicles the closest thing mankind has created to a literal demon god that unleashes hell only described in Dante’s inferno regardless of political beliefs then you aren’t a man.

[Carson New @carson_new]

Still looking for that bottle girl I made eye contact with in 2022 in case you were curious

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

No third world country is safe once the markets close. To a third world dictator, the ringing open of the New York Stock Exchange on a Monday morning sounds as sweet as church bells.

[Carson New @carson_new]

And everyone who uses steam loves them even though they have a system like this. Bet you there is something else behind this you absolute loser of a human being.

[NY AG James @NewYorkStateAG]

Valve, a video game developer, has made billions of dollars by letting children and adults illegally gamble for the chance to win valuable virtual prizes. 

These features are addictive and harmful.

That's why I'm suing to stop Valve’s unlawful conduct and protect New Yorkers.

[Carson New @carson_new]

Need Rome built by EoD

Best,
Management

[New York Post @nypost]

This major US county made it through 2025 without recording a single homicide: ‘We’re truly blessed’ https://t.co/4LhwA2MGXC

[NFL+ @NFLPlus]

C.J. Stroud is the 2nd QB since 2000 to throw 4 INT in the first half of a playoff game.

The other was Trevor Lawrence in the 2022 Wild Card against the Chargers, in which the Jaguars erased a 27-0 deficit to win 31-30.

[Carson New @carson_new]

“Stroud three straight completions” 😂😂😂

[Marcial Cuquerella @Mcuquerella]

Es simbólico que la primera bomba cayera en el mausoleo de Chávez.

Los yankis son unos sentimentales, siempre con gestos.

[Carson New @carson_new]

A Venezuelan prostitute just texted me “gracias gringo” anyone know what this could be about

[Carson New @carson_new]

In fucking tears, top 10 metaphors of all time just dropped

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Two things can be true. Yes, broccoli is rich with nutrients and generally considered beneficial to the growing boy. Yet that does not grant my mother the power to override my sovereignty and force them in my mouth, even via airplane form.

[Carson New @carson_new]

How a grass block looks at you when need a home on that first night:

[Architectural Art (A-A) @4AAAAart]

Lola Bed by Joyfull Objects Yes!

[Carson New @carson_new]

The first person to eat a chicken breast:

[TP @OGxTP]

This all u need gang

[Carson New @carson_new]

Where do you meet ABG’s ? Do i need to become a regular at karaoke or hot pot ??