Carson 🥪

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

I’m 20 years old and willing to admit that I like caramel.

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

College students: I’m broke 😩

Also college students: *buys AirPods*

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

@frosted_flakes please sell Frosted Flakes milk by the gallon. Thank you for your time

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

Honeycomb milk is the best milk. Change my mind

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

Can they just move on and get back to governing the people. You know, their JOBS

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

“College made me broke” she said, as she caked on $75 worth of makeup and picked up her Louis Vuitton handbag and got in her 2019 Lexus RX

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

Oh, good news! I saw a humming bird today

-T

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

Genuine curiosity.

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

Never have I heard of a one-on-one game of Pictionary

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

@pazpaz 😏

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

High school kids be like:

I only got 7 hours of sleep last night.

...

..

Me: ...

[The Avett Brothers @theavettbros]

We are excited to announce that our new album - “Closer Than Together” - will be released on October 4th.

[Kaya Jones @KayaJones]

Women aren’t equal to men. Men aren’t equal to women. I am proud I can do things men can’t. Why does everyone want to be same. Be proud to be what you are! God made you special, & unique. Stop trying to be a second rate version of someone else

[ethan @ethannestor]

Harry Potter world at Universal is honestly so damn magical and it makes me want to cry

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

Looks like I gotta do it myself

[love angel groovy bb @AISELB333]

is there really a worse feeling than wet socks

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

Great, now I have Oreo lips on my hands

-T

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

All these white girls taking trips to foreign places in the summer, like GET A JOB. Your daddy can’t pay for everything forever

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

@oliviacaitlin20 @tacobell @panerabread Get one of one of your burritos/tacos with lettuce on it and it counts as your salad. No need to go too far on the rabbit food 😂

[Carson 🥪 @carson_ruffing]

Time takes care of it