carson tk

SMU ‘30

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if smu wins the acc this season i’ll bungee jump off the tallest building in dallas. book it!

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@ivandemigoal Calling the ump a “ref” at a baseball game

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@SuperPittFan bro was a terrorist with us 💔

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sean murphy bunting is the nfc equivalent of eli apple

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@Keeshan26284093 elite ragebait, keeshan

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@Chhaaaaad I couldn’t find the exact design, but I found some that were even better

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Some kid in my class earlier was wearing an SMU shirt and on the back of it read “We’re not snobs, we’re just better than you”

I need that shirt. Someone tell me where I can find it.

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@Chhaaaaad top 5 most clutch saves oat

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@ScootBarley SCOOOOOOOT

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“What was your biggest impact on the internet?”

How much time do you got?

[Greg Heffley @GregHeffley2011]

“What was your biggest impact on the internet?”

Couldn't decide so here's four:

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@CFC_Ando Yes and no. There was a Baylor burner who thought of the idea before me, but I got it mainstream

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@cyclonemeatball I don’t recall a merger tweet, but I do remember this. This would’ve been my fifth pick

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Let it be known that I convinced an MLB announcer to fall for arguably the greatest prank in Twitter history.

You can silence my friends but let it be known that I’m an unstoppable force.

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@RatQueen2025 Josh Hoover decided to come out as a furry, so I wanted to help spread the word!

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@cyclonemeatball Which one

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@GregHeffley2011 This was my dark horse pick tbh

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Let it be known that I convinced an MLB announcer to fall for arguably the greatest prank in Twitter history.

You can silence my friends but let it be known that I’m an unstoppable force.

[carson tk @carson_tk]

#throwback

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Let it be known that I convinced an MLB announcer to fall for arguably the greatest prank in Twitter history.

You can silence my friends but let it be known that I’m an unstoppable force.

[carson tk @carson_tk]

@GoodOlBoy1861 @Undercoverfan24

[PonyACCess @ACCessPony]

A tragedy for the SMU community.

Please pray for them, their families, their friends and everyone involved.

FUCK DRUNK DRIVING

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13 philosophers

[NBASAMBOY🟧⬜️ @Samville936]

https://t.co/6tniSkCQR8

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@Samville936 ts frying me so hard