vanilla gorilla

whiskey bent and hell bound

[vanilla gorilla @carsonallinott]

If you don’t like the beach boys you can go fuck yourself

[vanilla gorilla @carsonallinott]

I identify as #transvegan I eat meat but I identify as a vegan so I’m obviously a good person #WokeAF

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Screw your zodiac sign, what kind of beer do you drink?

[vanilla gorilla @carsonallinott]

A mouse who falls in a bucket of cream, has two options give up and die or fight so hard it turns to butter then simply walks out

[vanilla gorilla @carsonallinott]

Sometimes I feel, like I’ve been tied to the whipping post

[vanilla gorilla @carsonallinott]

Ive always been crazy but its kept me from going insane -waylon jennings #thefuckinglegend

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

That's a solid list.

[vanilla gorilla @carsonallinott]

RIP Burt Reynolds the world lost 1 more badass today #thebandit

[vanilla gorilla @carsonallinott]

"Live fast, die young, and leave a goodlookin corpse." Ronnie Van Zant

[JR @JRDRD]

JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA:

3 Million AD.

The humans are extinct.

The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood.

Guess who they clone...

Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum.

They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's.

Surprise assholes.

This is now a sequel to The Fly.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Girls in Calvins 😍

[The Deaner @Dean_Murdoch]

No hockey tonight, perfect time to rip into some jean shorts, hop on the 10-speed and see what's shakin' in the Tim's parking lot.

[vanilla gorilla @carsonallinott]

The bodys a temple thats what we're taught. But ive treated this one like an old honkytonk. Greasy cheeseburgers n cheap cigarettes, one day theyll get me if they aint got me yet

[The Average Shark 🦈 @TheAverageShark]

Lurk

[vanilla gorilla @carsonallinott]

Gettin pretty good at barely gettin bye

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

How she thinks she looks vs how I think she looks

[The Average Shark 🦈 @TheAverageShark]

Lurk

[vanilla gorilla @carsonallinott]

And the logger said, Dani your a fine girl what a good wife you would be, but my life, my love, my lady is the forrest

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Just another dingus Truesday, who cares?

[vanilla gorilla @carsonallinott]

@danimurphy27 You old bitch