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be careful little mouth what you say

[carson brister @carsonbrister_]

@lornaeallen that’s lawsuit material.. lol maybe, at the least, they’ll give you a free iPhone Xs! hehe

[carson brister @carsonbrister_]

@lornaeallen why???

[carson brister @carsonbrister_]

truth

[carson brister @carsonbrister_]

i’m convinced that takis are modern day manna. #newfavoritechip

[carson brister @carsonbrister_]

what would happen if pinocchio said “my nose will grow”?

[carson brister @carsonbrister_]

@JoeKCoon i wouldn’t know; i don’t care for pancakes. 😂

[carson brister @carsonbrister_]

this would be epic https://t.co/WR2hOHaibv

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A company called Neurowear is developing headphones that read your brainwaves and select music based on your state of mind.

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🤯 https://t.co/Mt0Xti4tBG

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wow https://t.co/BMeeEMr3qY

[carson brister @carsonbrister_]

me https://t.co/B7KfHsk2fs

[carson brister @carsonbrister_]

why is this so true?? 🧐 https://t.co/ssj8pBeAYE