hi twitter, I’ve come back to tell a story.
my grandpa who hasn’t talked to me in 9 years just texted me a super sweet happy birthday text :)
… it’s not my birthday :) :)
i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat