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hope is a muscle || GU || he/him/his

[carson @carsonchap24]

Good morning

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

this is how. to disappear

[carson @carsonchap24]

Happy Lentil Festival Eve to those who celebrate!

[stimmy ⚢☭ @stimberbee]

I go garbonzo on her bean until that chick pees

[carson @carsonchap24]

“All done for the day, Enjoy your empty inbox.”

[Chikorita Apologist @johtojoto]

Suspiria (2018)

[carson @carsonchap24]

The #odysseychallenge

[carson @carsonchap24]

Said yes to everything at my routine car servicing and it cost me $2200

[jason @jm0ney666]

why does the automatic pilot in AIRPLANE (1980) look kinda like he’s gonna carry the flame

[Salina JASON EsTitties @SalinaEstitties]

wait his last name is Kirk? 😩

[carson @carsonchap24]

cause i'm too messi. and then i'm too fuckin spain

[carson @carsonchap24]

Twin flames #bb28

[#BB28 Feeds Fairy @BBFeedsFairy]

Love that were getting shots like this again #bb28

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

i also spoke with mitch mcconnell this morning and he said CRANK IT

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

Sabrina….
Madonna….

[Seth @holzawn]

Sabrina. Madonna.

[carson @carsonchap24]

Wednesdays with no love island

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

For many years I considered the watching of love island to be something designed for unensouled people. Coworker stimulation. Then i saw aniya deliver that olivia pope monologue and something shifted

[carson @carsonchap24]

The way this has happened to me

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i dislocated my ballsack

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Vanity Fair asks RuPaul to describe how he would like to die:

“Quickly.”

(https://t.co/wx07yqrhoK)

[carson @carsonchap24]

Open jorts revealing junderwear underneath… haunting

[Drag Race Down Under @DragRaceDU__]

⚠️ Raven 🚧

[carson @carsonchap24]

Omg she’s stuck in the backrooms

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

I’m feeling tied up in the image of it

New York, August 7, 4:26pm