⚓️Carson Clark

Meredith College Alumna , Registered Dietitian ✌🏼

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

....and today I got asked if I counted every single bite at each meal that every resident in the nursing home took every day 😂 #whatdoRDsreallydo

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

@audiepaige @ars3n1k Join or die 👊🏻

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

If you are not an RD do not give nutrition advice on social media.. I repeat: IF YOU ARE NOT AN RD DO NOT GIVE NUTRITION ADVICE ON SOCIAL MEDIA

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

Totally craving kombucha right now..... how dietitian on me

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

In the words of a friend regarding that game “picking for who to pull for in that game is like deciding whether you want your mom or Dad to give your enema” 😂😂😂

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

I cared more about who would win the Yankees/White Sox game and I could care less about either of those teams 😅😂

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

Am i the only person who doesn’t watch the bachelorette (or bachelor)....because i genuinely think it’s a stupid concept

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

I accidentally typed that I was “meeting someone for fiber” instead of ‘dinner’ tonight...... I think being an RD has literally gotten to my brain

[Fatima @faatimaamez]

Meanwhile en el rancho 😂

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

I guess hitting ultimate adulthood is having such a schedule you wake up 1 minute before your alarm everyday and then lay in bed in unbelief that it’s time to get ready for work

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

Gotten so used to signing my credentials after my name and doing it so much daily that I had to force myself not to do that signing a receipt this weekend 🤦🏼‍♀️

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

“All I ever wanted was right there in that car, back when we were rockstars” 🤘🏻

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

@ars3n1k

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

@ars3n1k Lolol

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

I couldn’t make it through the last of the all star game......hopefully someone will keep me informed when I wake up in the morning ✌🏼

[MLB @MLB]

Get the party started. #AllRise

#AllStarGame pres. by @Mastercard

[Country Words @Country_Words]

The day that you stop lookin’ back, you’re gonna find that the future sure beats the hell out of the past. -Thomas Rhett

[⚓️Carson Clark @carsonclark333]

@Bharper3407 won the home run derby and I just have a feeling today will be a good day 👌🏼

[Sarah Phillips @harkey_sarah]

Life is like agriculture . You put in all the effort and do the best you can, wait around and hope you worked hard enough to succeed