Carson Cook

You’re killing me Larry // UNLV COM 🟥⬜️

[aaron. @ayroned]

saying you in somebody head and then smoking a 29 point lead is the funniest thing a French person has ever done

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

Audible reaction from Knicks fans as President Trump is shown on the big screen during the national anthem.

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

bro

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Mikel Arteta: “Gabriel wanted to take the last penalty. We trained for that moment”.

[₮ł₥Ø₮ⱧɎ @TimothyYBarrett]

Ever since this city elected a muslim socialist for mayor almost every day looks like the end of It's A Wonderful Life up there

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

He just booted up the game after a long day at work, give him a 20gb update.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Iran War:

Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal?

Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Bro i thought he snapped his ankle in half😭

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

Bring Maury back for one last paternity test. Put it on PPV.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

HR put a meeting on my calendar for 9am with no agenda

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Congratulations, you've just watched one of the best football matches of all time. One we will never forget 😮‍💨🔥

[ Q-Cap  @qcapital2020]

Still one of the funniest videos of all time

[Stragic @Demontics22]

Kawhi making the 65 game requirement after being made fun of for load management meanwhile half the leagues favorites players aren’t making it

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

tmz: we tracked down all 86 politicians who were refusing to pay TSA agents and asked them why they are little bitch boys

nyt: melania makes an incredible peach cobbler

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

How it feels to fall for a joke on April Fools Day

[Mohit Chauhan @mohitlaws]

>Iranians were beating them.

>Israel called the U.S. for help.

>America started bombing Iran

>Now, there is a need for a ground invasion.

Israel: we will not take part in any ground invasion in Iran.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

You right on all three counts

[onion person @CantEverDie]

just run this on TV every day lol

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

The Johnny MAGA account, that pretends to be a black, pro MAGA account, that often posts racist propaganda, is actually run by Garrett Wade, a White House staffer.