Carson

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@PopBase

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@DamnFoolCrusade Guess you don’t know about the 35mm film print scan then…

[Carson @carsoncurva]

@alienprivateeye Anna Karenina (2012)

[Carson @carsoncurva]

The back of the iPhone Air looks like the baby delivery robot from Revenge of the Sith

[Carson @carsoncurva]

@WhiteHouse @elonmusk They broke up for the summer

[Carson @carsoncurva]

@Teddy_Hane its like you've never heard of a zyn

[Carson @carsoncurva]

@Teddy_Hane they started sending firetrucks out on ambulance calls in case they need an impromptu road barricade (like for a bad wreck on a freeway)

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@scripuh after that I'd just delete my account fr

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@NCseventeen This file appears corrupted I think, right after they light the rocket at the end of the film, keeps crashing my VLC and IINA player apps

[Carson @carsoncurva]

fuck One Piece, can i get a 20 piece

[Carson @carsoncurva]

we could pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars but i could really use a zyn right now

[Carson @carsoncurva]

@LoxPopuli your coffee cups are so beautiful, is there anywhere that sells these today, or are they vintage?

[Carson @carsoncurva]

@SnazzyLabs Another reason to never own a quartz watch 😉

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

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@DailyLoud Method acting has gone too far

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@JeremyClarkson @RealHawkstone Nice Planet Ocean 🌍 🌊

[Chicago Reader @Chicago_Reader]

South Shore Summer will capture the impact of Lost Boyz Inc., an organization that provides baseball and softball leagues, leadership programming, and mentorship for youth of color on Chicago’s south and west sides. | ✍️ @ZacariasM https://t.co/Skesxtthwu

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@scripuh Can you we get an update on the public thread??

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Looking for early investors for “Vodka Redville” #jimmybuffet

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@Astroudy @selenagomez @selenagomez I can vouch for this guy 🤝🫡

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@Astroudy @selenagomez It actually works cuz you check every box