Carson Frei

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

@UberSmitty @UberSmitty if there is one thing I was meant to do in this life it'd be to build a fort Jake. I'm ready to fulfill my destiny

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

@CarsonFrei ready to build a fort mother fucker?!

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

I've come to the realization that if I get a red box movie that it's never getting returned haha

[Jason Novelli @JasonNovelli]

My boy Tyson Nam @TysonNam shocking a lot of people with a beautiful walk away KO! #knockout… https://t.co/o5accg9awW

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

Of course the only black guy dies first in Gremlins

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

The punisher and deadpool are the best because they just murk people

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

Transage... is that a real thing!?

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

@UberSmitty what's the difference between being emo and "scene"? Please shed light on this.. or darkness rather haha

[Ricky Simón @RickySimonUFC]

@UberSmitty @CarsonFrei I don't know what he's talking about 😂😅

[Jake Smith @UberSmitty]

@CarsonFrei Forgot to mention @RickySimon135 fucks with this show 😂 #Beta

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

Big 5 sucks. Customer service is horrible @coliosis21

[Jason Novelli @JasonNovelli]

When you're trying to take it easy but you get them urges 😈 #letsroll #jiujitsulife #bjjlifestyle #jiujitsulifestyle

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

@UberSmitty It promotes weak ass teenage behavior. My T levels lowered after watching such pussification

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

13 reasons why is garbage on so many levels. What is wrong with people

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

Roller derby would be hilarious to watch

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

Earth has been around for 4 billion years. My ultimate freedom is knowing whatever I do doesn't matter. Might as well go for it

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

It's hard for me to relate to other people. I guess humans are meant to think in different ways for different purposes. We're an #antcolony

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

Detective Cohle in season 1 of True Detective is my spirit animal. Episode 4 trumps any episode of any show ever

[Ricky Simón @RickySimonUFC]

#GetOut lived up to the hype! Good call @CarsonFrei

[Carson Frei @CarsonFrei]

@coliosis21 an unrealistic goal for you would be to take a shower under 30 minutes