Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman

a dilf hat

[Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman @CarsoniMacaroni]

Fifth grade me looks like lesbian Miranda Cosgrove.

[Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman @CarsoniMacaroni]

@CodyBrownBets 91 Aiyuk, 42 Addison

[Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman @CarsoniMacaroni]

@JenaSawyerr @shirtsthtgohard It’s true, I am

[huffy @sulkingtime]

a friend who used to work at medieval times has confirmed to me what we’ve all always hoped and known deep in our hearts to be true: absolutely everyone working there is constantly fuckin and suckin each other

[Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman @CarsoniMacaroni]

@JenaSawyerr @momiseeghosts Yeah… yeah it is.

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

I was spared. Life is good.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

#IThinkYouShouldLeave is the absolute most uproariously funny thing that currently exists. It’s new season is on Netflix and I can’t recommend it enough if you haven’t seen it.

[ishaan @WAVYlSH]

when education is not liberating, the dream of the oppressed is to become the oppressor

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab

[Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman @CarsoniMacaroni]

@jinaldobby I think it’s a baader meinhof thing. Once you see it once you can’t stop seeing it.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

crazy how married people view sleeping on the couch as a punishment while i, a single person, view it as my special little vacation

[Thomas White @len0killer]

CDC said it’s fine for me to smoke a cigarette in your house

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

Apparently in Far Cry 6 you can have a croc companion with a shirt. Early GOTY contender??

[Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman @CarsoniMacaroni]

@Savvytaylor My dad used to make me do it all the time when I was a kid. In hindsight, my dad was getting a wild amount of stitches for a man in his 50s.

[Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman @CarsoniMacaroni]

@WRENN

[Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman @CarsoniMacaroni]

@sydneyrachel Because shirt

[Emily Vaughn @Emilyvaughnx]

my first @billboardcharts position just debut at #35 and I AM NOT OKAY ??? !!!!!!!!! @TaskaBlack @billboard

[Tracy Ass-Less Chapsman @CarsoniMacaroni]

@sabinameschke I think about this everyday, and I’m DEFINITELY not from florida.