Carson Daley

Host

[Carson Daley @carsonjdaley]

Breaking News: @justinbieber will be judging next season of the voice.

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shit

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The Voice is getting cancelled. =( No season 3 as of yet. Let the twitterverse know you want it bac. Re-tweet #WeWantTheVoiceBack

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@TaybaysSWIFTY13 Love ya back!

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Say It Ain't Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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@katyperry #ThingsIWantInMyEasterBasket Ill take a Katy Perry =)

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@DJPaulyD yeah buddy!

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@chrisbrown beat any women lately?

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I enjoy the Force like my toast - a little on the Dark Side.

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#IfIWonTheLottoIWould change the name of the Voice to just, "Carson"

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<-------------- kinda not sober

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So... It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka!

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rack city

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@carsonjdaley YO #IMMAHOMO and these are my two anti-homophobic #RAP songs: http://t.co/2wt54NDL AND http://t.co/2wLy6O2Z #GAYMAFIA

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You wouldn't think any of my tweets were funny if you knew how many pedestrians I injured while writing them.

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What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

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#ImmaHomo on a plane

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@RainbowNoiseEnt omg you trended!!!!!!!!