Carson Keely

[Carson Keely @carsonkeely]

sorry babe, the crocs stay ON during sex

[kemi @kemimarie]

find your way back. don’t let this life drive you crazy

[lisa @Alythuh]

getting called ✨boring✨ because I’m not super bubbly and loud when I first meet people, but maybe ur inability to adjust to different social levels and expecting the same energy back simply makes you ✨one dimensional & draining✨

[Carson Keely @carsonkeely]

@nathan_radons Ok but you are not funny

[depressed gay winter @mhwstudio]

me, on the daily: why does my back hurt :(

how I sit on the daily:

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

Anyone have advice for when the RAGE TAKES OVER MY BODY HEARING SOMEONE CHEW.. please?

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Little spoon / Big spoon role is actually just based on who had a more Difficult day

[chase @noitschase_]

Guys, don’t forget to feed your girl every 3-4 hours or it gets cranky

[nathan @nathan_radons]

Is it time to find a new pre-game hype song if you walk upstairs and your parents are up and dancing around to ‘bad guy’

[Carson Keely @carsonkeely]

it makes me laugh that I grew up in -40 & snow up to your hips. but here I am complaining & taking the snow days I’m given because of -4 & few cm of snow

[Carson Keely @carsonkeely]

Nathan and I didn’t even have a New Years kiss because we were too excited about the noise makers

[Carson Keely @carsonkeely]

I can’t tell if Nathan was more excited to see the new star wars or get his own popcorn for once

[Carson Keely @carsonkeely]

@_xklong *rolls a “Christmas joint” on the front desk*

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your 20’s you should have:

-a job you’re underpaid at

-anxiety

-a feeling that everyone you know secretly hates you until you develop insecurities that you’re unloveable and worthless

-a streaming service you steal from someone else

[Carson Keely @carsonkeely]

@bridgetpocock @j_murphs33 @bridgetpocock that party still makes me laugh so hard. I’ll show up at 10 again and not even see the birthday boy 😂