Carson Lance

Best damn tapper. The most smartest.

[Carson Lance @carsonlance]

"I went to school in Muncie" - Me
"Awww" - Amy Poehler
"I know girl" - Me
"I hate Indiana right now" - Amy
"Me too girl" - Me

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Airlines took away Congress’s perks and suddenly they found money to fund TSA.
Let’s take away their healthcare and watch what happens next.

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Not Black.
Not Trans.
Not Muslim.
Not an Immigrant.
Not a Democrat.

Meet Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson.
A white Christian, Conservative, Republican male with a gun... again.

[Zeo @ZeoVGM]

Things to remember about Charlie Kirk:

- he said it was a mistake to pass the Civil Rights Act in 1964

- he blamed "Jewish money" for ruining American "culture"

- he said gay people are a disease

- he said the 2nd amendment is worth the cost of "some gun deaths"

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Trump orders flags throughout the United States lowered to 'Half Mast' until Sunday evening in honor of Charlie Kirk.

(A courtesy not extended to Melissa Hortman and her husband.)

[KB @MindOfKB]

We interrupt the shooting at a college to bring you news of a shooting at a high school.

This is America.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Let me get this straight: The same Supreme Court that ruled colleges CAN’T use race in the admissions process has just ruled that law enforcement officers CAN use race to conduct raids and detain people. You can’t make this up.

[Joel Moran @joelvmoran]

Donald Trump’s first 5 months back in office:

– Pardoned January 6th rioters
– Tanked the economy with reckless tariffs
– Dismantled key government programs
– Unleashed ICE to terrorize immigrant communities
– Bombed Iran

And it’s only been five months…

[Emily @emilypitek]

Any bama football guys want to invest in bama softball?? Be the next Pat Mahomes and set women's athletics at your alma mater thru the roof? 👀

@KingHenry_2 @JalenHurts @markingramII @Landon_2012 @juliojones_11 @bigsgjamo @DeVontaSmith_6 @will_anderson28

[College Softball Coverage @collegesbzone]

Rough day for the “Bama shouldn’t host” crowd

[College Softball Coverage @collegesbzone]

Alabama got sent arguably the best non-host and wins the Tuscaloosa Regional in 3 games. Elite pitching from the Tide this weekend.

Bama will head to Norman to face OU in a highly anticipated rematch!

10/16

[NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball]

THE TIDE IS ROLLIN' TO SUPERS 🐘

(15) @AlabamaSB defeats Virginia Tech, 3-2, to advance to their 19th Super Regional!

#RoadToWCWS

[Alabama Softball @AlabamaSB]

For an NCAA-record 19th time, Alabama is rolling to Super Regionals!

#Team29 #RollTide

[Alabama Softball @AlabamaSB]

WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEKEND IN NORMAN!

#Team29 #RollTide

[Soul King @SoulKingLives]

Y’all hate DEI but using AAVE… interesting 🤔

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

EVERY ALABAMA THREE FROM THEIR RECORD BREAKING PERFORMANCE 🤯

25 THREES. UNREAL. 😱

#MarchMadness

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Hey, Matt, I hear you like ‘em young.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

DEI National Anthem.
DEI Halftime show
DEI Uncle Sam.
DEI Majority team won
DEI City

Trump left quicker than Kanye tweets about Hitler.

[usamah andrabi @usamahandrabi]

For the ADL, a nazi salute from a pro-apartheid billionaire is just an "awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm."

But a college student wearing a keffiyeh is basically a swastika.

[Louisville Volleyball @LouisvilleVB]

LET'S PLAY FOR A NATIONAL TITLE!!!!

#GoCards x #ForTheVille

[AD III ♌️🤴🏾 @anseldeangelo]

Kamala is about to go through some of the most tumultuous moments a Black woman could EVER endure. She’s gonna need more than just our vote. We gotta pray her mental and emotional wellbeing stays firmly in tact, because they’re gonna try to DESTROY her.