Carson Lee Cosper

still searching for my identical hand twin

[Carson Lee Cosper @carsonleecosper]

🎶 Chicken salad!
In my mouth again!
My, my, how can I resist ya?

Chicken salad!
Must be in the south again!
My, my the only thing I’ve missed yea! 🎶

[Carson Lee Cosper @carsonleecosper]

I want to create a podcast that is just me paraphrasing @KarenKilgariff paraphrasing episodes of I Survived

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An episode of “I Survived” but it’s just me trying to change my sheets

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Some days I don’t know why I moved to new york. and other days I walk past Natasha Lyonne on my way home from work so

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Lol @ me running around in my work costumes at my corporate job. I got promoted this week so I know my acting skills are still sharp

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@ssartt24 @caitlincosper us

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Could have never predicted @jasonsudeikis becoming America’s sweetheart but I’m not mad about it

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I love your eye shadow what is it?

Eczema :)

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@ispylbutton Hell yes

[Carson Lee Cosper @carsonleecosper]

Who decided you never forget how to ride a bike? because I did and I’m mad about it

[Carson Lee Cosper @carsonleecosper]

Nothing soothes my soul quite like sitting in my nyc apartment and watching my roommate watch friends for the first time

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@cunningclairity But are you okay? Aren’t you scared of raccoons?

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I could listen to @Florence_Pugh talk about tzatziki for all of eternity

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@jewfully Thank you💜

[Carson Lee Cosper @carsonleecosper]

When I have my own apartment I’m just going to get 2 acting blocks to be my coffee table

[Carson Lee Cosper @carsonleecosper]

@keanureeves1234 How do you not have your own reality tv show yet?

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How do I know 2021 will be better than 2020? Because last night I dropped a knife and it almost sliced my toe off. If it were still 2020, I am certain it actually would have sliced my toe off. And that’s how I know 2021 will be better.

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Remember that rush of excitement and nervousness when you would walk into your third grade class and realize you teacher has given everyone new seating assignments? I miss that.

[Carson Lee Cosper @carsonleecosper]

My covfefe tastes just a little sweeter this morning #TrumpBanned

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So pissed that these losers trying to ruin our democracy stole the spotlight from the Georgia organizers who saved it.

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The one thing I love about the south is that you can just mix anything with mayonnaise and call it a salad