Carson Lynch

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

@elonmusk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No highs, no lows, only Doge

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

Ya boy Jacob Blake!! Domestic abuser and sex offender!! Known for pulling guns on people and living a life of crime.

This is who yall crying about!! Ok...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Looks what’s going on here. Where are the protesters? Was this man arrested?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

REOPEN OUR COUNTRY!

[William Clark Green @WilliamCGreen]

FORT WORTH HELP ME. My truck and trailer was stolen last night from my house in the TCU area. Anyone finds it you get free tickets and merch for life!!! 2014 GMC ALL TERRAIN 1500 DOUBLE CAB. The Trailer is a Kearney 20ft lowboy. SHE RESPONDS TO DELILAH License plate DVR9426

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Hi Claire,

Two problems with your tweet:

1. Dr. Ben Carson did not have a seat in this pic because he was sitting in First Class with my family

2. Dr. Carson is not a "thing," he is a world renowned, life-saving neurosurgeon

Anyway, how's unemployment?

[Carson Lynch @CarsonLeeLynch]

@snapbrack @RevKev_ Hahahaha your wedding night 100%

[Carson Lynch @CarsonLeeLynch]

@snapbrack You talk about chef Bobby Flay way more if that counts for anything.

[Carson Lynch @CarsonLeeLynch]

Hey Iphone facial recognition, is there any way you can start recognizing my face when I’m sitting in my bath tub, online shopping, with a face mask on? Seems like a pretty frequent face, but idk.

[Caten Hyde @CatenHyde]

Meet my brother-in-law Alec. Big 🐸 fan. He’s independent, employed and Ubers all the time, most often to go work out at the gym. I was bummed to hear that an @Uber driver refused to drive him today (to meet my wife before the @TCUFootball game) because he has Down syndrome

[Carson Lynch @CarsonLeeLynch]

@joshpool78 I have no idea 🤦🏼‍♀️

[jordy @JGood3z]

As much as Shrek talks about being a “big scary ogre”, he’s actually a pretty good guy throughout the movie

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

OMG! Just when you thought this week couldn't get more lit... I give you Anthony Kennedy's retirement from #SCOTUS

[Carson Lynch @CarsonLeeLynch]

@brehill12 Hahaha that’s so cute 😂😂

[erin chack @ErinChack]

[Me drunk in the stands at the olympics heckling my husband who is a curler] oh LOOK who finally learned how to use a friCKIN BROOM. real nice doug where was this whEN YOU SPILLED FUNIONS IN THE DEN doug