Carson

welcome to my brain

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

we had a room at school called the computer lab & they taught us how to use them

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

quando alguém me pede para fazer algo que eu já estou fazendo

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"Well, if that’s sexual assault, then that means countless men have assaulted women."

Ding ding ding.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“we’ve got over 50 beers on tap” wow that’s great miller lite please

[viehcy 🪅 @foreeeeeal]

hearing a beloved friend say the words “can i be mean for a sec” is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Hey guys remember that one time there was a shooter at the White House Press
Correspondents Dinner and then no one ever talked about it again

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

I feel so bad when i cant hold conversations sorry for being boring as shit

[nothing burger @soopsoopdodo]

when u realise u were fucking annoying in front of a group of people

[7rq @gloccnim]

How it feels asking "what happened" while everyone is laughing

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when someone says "this is gonna sound weird" because finally we're getting somewhere

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

That’s when you just throw everything out

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[n @noorrbit]

“where is that from” “oh i thrifted it” okay so check the tag?………

[je ne sais pas @bobameals]

just one last time for good measure. #loveislandusa

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

this is so fucking CUNT like…give jen her 10s

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[VITINHO @euvitin0]

Desde quando estamos celebrando gravidez na adolescência?

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

thought being on adhd meds would instantly make me wanna talk to people more n respond to my texts but instead it just made me stop feeling guilty like??? that’s not what i asked

[yas @adoomies3]

Now why would Trinity and Bryce not be the ones to go in the hideaway????? They’re literally boyfriend and girlfriend… they really about to pick Melanie to go in with that liar who humiliated her all season and threatened to impregnate her?????