Carson Neumann

• Maine • UMaine '20 • Strong Will ❤

[Carson Neumann @carsonneumann11]

My professor said if I get 10,000 likes on this tweet, then he will not give us a final exam! Plz help a boy out!!!!

[Carson Neumann @carsonneumann11]

@toto_the_coder @rj @MaaziSamson @mrbayoa1 Not all months have only 4 weeks buddy. 52 weeks in a year, compared to the 48 your math was factoring

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

poor guy was getting gaslit for the entire movie when he was RIGHT

[joanne @alexgcdiaz]

legendary

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

i need to be here this weekend actually

[Carson Neumann @carsonneumann11]

This would be my last day of life, forget the job

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this would be my last day at the job

[ceili @almondpastries]

another day as a big girl with a big girl job

[Carson Neumann @carsonneumann11]

@tatemcrae is about to be my number #1 artist by years end with grave alone.

[Carson Neumann @carsonneumann11]

@icespicee_ @dunkindonuts

[Carson Neumann @carsonneumann11]

@cass_lucci Nooooooo

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

let’s just say my car and the drive thru curb are in a toxic relationship

[Carson Neumann @carsonneumann11]

Pretender by @LewisCapaldi is gonna be on repeat for the next year

[Carson Neumann @carsonneumann11]

@dunkindonuts Justice for White Chocolate Raspberry. Gone but never forgotten

[Carson Neumann @carsonneumann11]

@ChipotleTweets Alex is playing with my emotions today

[Carson Neumann @carsonneumann11]

@ChipotleTweets Me me me pretty please with guac on top 🥺? See what I did there?

[Carson Neumann @carsonneumann11]

Why the fuck is this even a question???

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

A charter school in North Carolina is requiring Native boys to cut their hair.

Should Native American boys be allowed to wear their hair long at school?

[Carson Neumann @carsonneumann11]

@dominos #DominosPiDay I’m moving and I’m broke but happy pi day!