Carson Orr

is this real life?

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

@Marshallkaz it hurts more than giving birth

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

Its your life and never waste a second of it! You were #borntorage @dadalife

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

@QuinlinJones bitch I'll give you a reply instead

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When I was a pup...

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

"@OMGFactsSex: Macrophilia is a sexual fantasy involving domination by giants, primarily giant women" @PaullHoughton Snu Snu!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

That's pretty accurate.

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

@torieja_ so much better than rosco.....

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

@torieja_ soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur. Sleepy kitty happy kitty purr purr purr

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

Getting ugly tonight with @dadalife

[Dada Life @dadalife]

Pumped for @HakkasanLV tonight! Things will get out of control!

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

@PaullHoughton when was that

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

"@LifeAsBros: Flappy Bird http://t.co/GFcuj4LF1m" @SeanTSheehan

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

@LifeAsBros we dont want him either

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Best girlfriend ever?

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

"@LifeAsBros: Congrats!! It's a white girl http://t.co/6izJAD94n6" @victoriaemon

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

@ajonesfutbol12 "yogurt"

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She wants the D....

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

@ajonesfutbol12 @QuinlinJones in the words of Kublai "a buttholes a butthole"

[Carson Orr @carsonorr]

"@MensHumor: This!" @SeanTSheehan @PaullHoughton

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The struggle is real!