Carson Stanwood

PR guy. Cyclist, backcountry skier, lover of cats, dogs, and public lands. Holding out for that second marshmallow. Sarva Mangalam! #MUFC #Resist

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@Nicole_Cliffe Do you watch House Hunters International? I can't. Just want to kill every couple.

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@abattycakes @bikehugger I deleted my account over a year ago and I have yet to miss it.
If I was smart, I'd kill my Twitter feed, too (nothing personal)

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@Activoid @nick_porcaro @clientsfh They're trying to say "Make the logo bigger".

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@abu_hobbit @paulkrugman There's an anti-intellectual angle, but a smart, authoritative woman will always have to deal with this bullshit. (also, yes, Ryan was the worst).

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@paulkrugman No, its sexism. Paul Ryan was "wonky", but Warren is "preachy".

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@Celeste_pewter Yeah, we'll wear this new guy down soon enough.

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@SimonMaloy A true fan will want his/her team's GM to go commando at all times.

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@surfbordt @ashleyfeinberg And that ostrich coat. I need to see that thing.

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@robrousseau Hold Max Boot's beer:

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@MaxBoot The Mt. Olympus of bad takes.

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@ScottWalker Scott - go Google "ratio".

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@Nicole_Cliffe I think you might need a Corvette.

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@MrStephenHowson @Reece_durns - in case you're new to Twitter, that's called being owned.

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@MaxBoot @PostOpinions Max, ask someone younger what "ratio" means.

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@CharlesPPierce @cjane87 @BenSasse needs to read King's letter from the Birmingham jail.
Of course, he would then claim to have discovered it.

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@utdreport I'm also open to him coming to United.
Strangely, though, no media have called to ask me about it.

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@drewmagary Did you arrange that missed Bears field goal because they beat the Vikings?

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@TheM_L_G Check this @R_o_M

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@hamiltonnolan I still think your suggestion of a TSA strike was the best. They could be the most powerful union in the country.