Carson Uthe

if it seems like im trying too hard its because i am. | he/him/his

[amanda @jailedamanda]

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 41st year in a row

[trish @ultragloss]

need that new lorde album ASAP to tell me what im thinking/feeling/doing in the next chapter of my life…she always knows…she always sees…

[Courtney Howard @Lulamaybelle]

Hans Zimmer composing THE HOLIDAY score.

[Carson Uthe @carsonu25]

the original lip sync for your life

[Carson Uthe @carsonu25]

still can’t believe *pennies from heaven* was a real life song written in 1936 and not an original masterpiece to perfectly match the energy and magic of the scene where buddy the elf explores nyc

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

LIBERAL Christmas Songs

-I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus
-JOE BIDEN Bells
-Baby it’s ABORTION Outside
-We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS
-Last Christmas
-All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION
-Oh WOKEMAS Tree
-PRONOUN Night
-THEY/THEM Bells

[Carson Uthe @carsonu25]

i’m seated for wicked part two. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because ‘wicked part one has only been out for a few days, you need to wait a year’ but i’m simply too seated.

[kristen❤️‍🔥 @marveloustune]

i am a setlist playlist before a show enjoyer in the same way i check the menu before going to a restaurant

[hex @millerbiwife]

we need more queer spaces that aren't centered around drinking, they should be centered around meeee everyone should be giving attention to meeeeeee

[james 🧚‍♂️ @bitchvibrations]

I saw goody proctor dancing at the pink pony club

[𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚊 @sapphrolatina]

this is what it feels like to work with children while going through something

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

found this

[Katya @oceanbullock]

julie andrews rejecting her tony nomination for victor/victoria (which not only she was predicted to win but which would’ve made her EGOT), to stand in solidarity with the rest of the production who were not recognized. a true queen

[Carson Uthe @carsonu25]

im confident that if i took the ap lang exam right now id get a 5

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things

[GFB @maybegabrielle]

“they’re doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens” is just the plot of The Rocky Horror Picture Show