JP Carstens

Final Year Law..

[JP Carstens @CarstensJP]

Girls better start looking for guys with a good education because I'm pretty sure "swag" isn't going to pay the bills. @Callie_Lloyd_

[JP Carstens @CarstensJP]

"@WhatTheFFacts: A person who lives in Hamburg, Germany is called a Hamburger." @corneliusbotha @Elsje23 @Culla_B @finadelange

[JP Carstens @CarstensJP]

Over the past 10 years rabies has killed only a total of 28 people in the US This amounts to fewer than 3 fatalities a year. @Callie_Lloyd_

[JP Carstens @CarstensJP]

"@Sheldon_Jokes: I whisper “what the fuck” to myself at least 20 times a day" @Elsje23 @Culla_B @corneliusbotha

[JP Carstens @CarstensJP]

"@WhatTheFFacts: A pig in Australia stole 18 beers from a campsite, got drunk, and then tried to fight a cow." @cul_b @WouterJDeWet

[JP Carstens @CarstensJP]

"@Sheldon_Jokes: The difference between girl friend and girlfriend is that little tiny space called the friend zone" @EngelbrechtSJ

[JP Carstens @CarstensJP]

SA’s only win in the last 10 tests with New Zealand was a 18-5 victory in Port Elizabeth just before the 2011 World Cup @WouterJDeWet

[DJ Bouwer @DieBouwer]

Volgende 2 weke, fuck. @Fokofband dinsdag in stellies en 'n week na dit @RockingTheDaisy .

[sackey @sackey_t]

.@fsteyn12 bang a 50m PG in Japan as @SPMarais did twice at Loftus! #Sharkwithgoldenboots @Mud_n_Guts @KZNRugbyNews

[JP Carstens @CarstensJP]

"@News24: Thai police seal tourist island after killings http://t.co/55OOne00PH" @cul_b

[JP Carstens @CarstensJP]

"@Sheldon_Jokes: i broke up with my gym we were just not working out" @Elsje23 @corneliusbotha @finadelange

[JP Carstens @CarstensJP]

"@News24: Africa set for an oil and gas boom http://t.co/67ehC3ksCL" @bigantonchamp

[JP Carstens @CarstensJP]

"@Sheldon_Jokes: i say "don't touch me" at least 10 times a day" @corneliusbotha @finadelange @cul_b @Elsje23

[Señor Winces @senorwinces]

When life hands you melons, you're dyslexic.

[JP Carstens @CarstensJP]

"@WhatTheFFacts: We spend around three years of our life on a toilet. #WTF" net 3?? @corneliusbotha

[Willie Britz @williebritz8]

So is @RadioRaps reg vir die golf vandag??? Lekker #parysCountryandGolfestate #pasopVirdieWater #dieRoughraakLelik

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Trust Uncle Rock.. ladies love muscles, but love brains more, so study hard!💪#RockAndThePebble