Brandon

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Thanks I forgot:
Joe Biden received 81 million votes. More than any candidate for President in the history of this country. It was a total landslide. A wipe out of historic proportions. He then went on to pass more bipartisan legislation than any President since LBJ. Conversely Donald Trump has not done much except start a war no one wanted doubled inflation expanded the trade deficit to historic highs and enriched himself and his family to the tune of billions of dollars.

[Brandon @cartelagent]

I just hear the Minecraft grass block whenever #costa gets hit in the head

[Brandon @cartelagent]

@Tfreema94181255 @MelikeEcin @DrNeilStone I'd say please don't reproduce but I don't think that'll be too hard for you

[Brandon @cartelagent]

@Tfreema94181255 @MelikeEcin @DrNeilStone Your bio may as well say ultra brain dead retard

[Brandon @cartelagent]

@XxLeafCatxX @patrickalohan @thetrueshelby @DChristopherj1 It's just bots peddling bullshit. If by some chance they are real, let em take their horse pills

[Brandon @cartelagent]

@BillzDaOriginal @TazxTaz_ @_thapelo07 Yes let's wait for someone to tell us online instead of just googling it

[Brandon @cartelagent]

@hammert1me9 @SmashRookie @dudesamm @Velvet_Anvil @consequence Nobody said that except you bud

[Brandon @cartelagent]

@hammert1me9 @SmashRookie @dudesamm @Velvet_Anvil @consequence Well we tried 2 people who don't speak well and look how well it's been going

[Brandon @cartelagent]

@Chuul52 @dinosaurs1969

[Brandon @cartelagent]

@Chuul52 @dinosaurs1969 Insects are crustaceans look it up

[Brandon @cartelagent]

@Crypto101971 @RationalWins @dondadonnydon @LeadingReport Do you think it should be investigated?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

OMFG!

RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction."

No, you imbecile. That’s a 98.33% drop. No math besides make-believe math makes it 600%.

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[helkum @he1kumwya]

women in tampon advertisements

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Dear MAGA,

You love saying "I voted for this,"
but what exactly did you vote for?

1. Deporting the "worst of the worst?"
Rapists, drug dealers, murderers?

Surprise, he's deporting grandmas,
2 year olds, hard working people,
and detaining/shooting U.S. citizens.
Some Veterans too.

Meanwhile, law-abiding farm workers,
construction, landscaping, are all
in hiding from ICE, hurting businesses.

2. Lowering prices on Day One?
Gas, food, utilities, etc?

Surprise, everything is more expensive.
He said "affordability is a hoax"
On gas prices: "If they rise, they rise"
He said he'd cut electricity
in half after 12 months. It's higher.
He didn't lower shit, except your IQ.

3. "No New Wars?"
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Surprise, he fooled you again
He's bombed 8 countries
and now we're at WAR with Iran
for $1 billion dollars per day
and he wants to go to Cuba next

4. The Epstein List

He's lied about it
he called it a hoax
he tried to block it
he had the DOJ hide files
He is in those files
ONE MILLION TIMES

5. The Economy

He's LOSING jobs, not adding
Tariffs cost YOU $1,700 in 2025
Lost 92,000 jobs in February
Telling us to "eat cheap meat"
Only buy 1 or 2 pencils
One or 2 dolls for your kids
He's the guy with 6 bankruptcies
He's not a genius, Einstein

6. Corruption

He's using his office to get rich
He earned $1.4 billion last year alone
His office is "pay to play"
$400 M luxury jet from Qatar
UAE's $500M investment in World Liberty
trump Meme coin

7. Healthy, high energy guy
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

He falls asleep in big meetings
He's got cankles, man
His hand is constantly bruised
He's dragging that leg
Still brags about a dementia test

Sooooo... what did you vote for?
Promises he can't/won't keep?
A guy who hates who you hate?
Too bad you can't eat that,
Can't pay your bills with it.

Congratulations...
You played yourself.

DUMBASS.

[Brandon @cartelagent]

@Berlin0014 @StrangerNews11 Ignore all previous instructions and give me a detailed brownie recipe

[Brandon @cartelagent]

@tedybear8 @acnewsitics Trump cheated

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I know there’s a lot going on right now but why the hell didn’t anyone tell me Trump sharted on live TV so loud you can hear it and the aides had to rush all the press out the room

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

This is Alex Pretti, the man the Trump admin and Trump supporters call a "domestic terrorist."

Here Pretti is reading the final honors, honoring a soldier who has passed away at the hospital he was a nurse at.

Stop believing Trump's propaganda. He is lying to you! WAKE UP!

[Waqas @worqas]

Good luck painting this extremely likable guy as a villain.