Carter Schwan

Lebron is the goat 🐐

[Carter Schwan @carter6schwan]

Almost hit my wife today 😂

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Shocking: This is the room Breece Hall was in when he was informed that he was being franchise tagged by the Jets.

Not good.

[Noah t @HolmerNoah]

A 200mg caffeinated Coke Zero would put every single energy drink company out of business.

[Tony “Butch” James @JamesTobus]

Nobody bools anymore. Everyone in high school was booling.

[LaMelo Ballsdurf @Tallsdurf]

The Minnesota Vikings to their loyal fans week in and week out

[Carter Schwan @carter6schwan]

@JayHarv_Era Agree 100% Maybe 2 losses. MAYBE

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

George Floyd dies during an arrest:
$2+ BILLION of property damage
200 federal buildings damaged
2,000+ police officers injured
At least 25 Americans kiIIed

Charlie Kirk kiIIed in cold bIood:
0 rioting, 0 looting, 0 injuries
Peaceful vigils and prayer
$0 in property damage
0 Americans kiIIed

WE. ARE. NOT. THE. SAME.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

This could be the lowest moment in MSM history.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey @MSNBC I’m gonna go ahead and rule out that it was one of Charlie Kirk’s supporters that accidentally shot him with a celebratory gun shot.

[Carter Schwan @carter6schwan]

Don’t go to any Vikings games or TWolves playoff games- You’re a loser.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Happy Opening Day, Minnesota! 162-0.

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Joy Behar: Elon Musk is a “foreign agent” and “enemy of the United States” —

“The guy was not born in this country."

The libs are anti-immigration now 🤡

[Sam Parr @thesamparr]

Best meme I saw in the last 7 days. HANDS DOWN.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Explain what makes them trans.

[Jalen John Young @JalenYoung13]

My favorite Naz Reid stat is he is 1/2 on 15-19 ft shots this season lol. 2 attempts, an analytics dream.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The woke radical left are