The Almighty Stephen

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

I WANT MY JAMMIES!!! MOMMY WHERE ARE THEY?!?!? I WANT THEM NOW!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! #ableg #wrp #pcaa #abndp #ablib #abparty @carter_AB

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

LOOK MOMMY, I'M FAMOUS!!! www.redfordfiles.ca #ableg #ablib #wrp #abparty #pcaa #abndp #cdnpoli

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

KELLEY CHARLEBOIS BRINGS REAL CHANGE TO #pcaa ALL COMMUNICATION IS ORAL, AND WE PAY MORE! #ableg #ablib #wrp #abparty #abndp

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

WHO NEEDS THE FEDERAL CONSERVATIVE VOTE? IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE POPULAR IN ALBERTA! #ableg #wrp #pcaa #ablib #abparty #abndp #abpoli

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

IT'S NOT THAT WE'RE INCOMPETENT, WE JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THE MEDIA IS PAYING ATTENTION AT ALL TIMES. #ableg #abparty #ablib #wrp #pcaa

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

THERE WILL BE NO CLEAVAGES IN THE HOUSE TODAY. THERE ARE NO CLEAVAGES IN MY PARTY! #pcaa #ableg #ablib #wrp #abndp

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

.@BFSingh ROD LOVE HAS NOTHING ON ME. I AM A GOD! HE IS A MERE MORTAL. A CARTER STACHE IS MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOVE STACHE. #ableg

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

44% IN THE POLLS IS AMAZING. WE WILL WIN AND I WILL CONTINUE TO RULE THE WORLD! I ALWAYS WIN! #ableg #ablib #wrp #abndp #pcaa #abparty

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

MORE BREAKING NEWS: I FOUND THE BATHROOM IN THE LEGISLATURE! ON AN UNRELATED NOTE, WHERE IS @GRIFFMLA?! #ableg #ablib #abndp #pcaa #wrp

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

BREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT: THE ALBERTA GOVERNMENT WILL FIND FUNDING TO PAY OFF MY DEBTS AND GIVE ME A BONUS!!! #ableg #ablib #abndp #pcaa #wrp

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

TODAY, I AM COMMANDING ALL MY MINIONS TO WORSHIP ME! YOU MUST BOW DOWN AND KISS MY SMELLY FEET! #ableg #wrp #abndp #pcaa #ablib #abparty

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

SO WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT AN ETHICS COMMISSIONER? HE DOESN'T HAVE REAL POWER, RIGHT?! #uhoh #ableg #ablib #abndp #abparty #pcaa #wrp

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

IT'S TUESDAY! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? #ableg #wrp #ablib #abndp #abparty #pcaa #yyc #yeg

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

@mdmeier @carter_ab what's wrong with having two Carter's? I'm funny, he's...well, at least he's funny looking! #ableg #ablib #abndp #wrp

[The Almighty Stephen @carter_bbold]

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT RID OF ME!! MWAHAHA #revengewillbemine #ableg #wrp #abndp #ablib #abparty