J. 😎

Dodging the turds that frequent social media.

[Detectorists Addicts @DetectoristsA]

Detectorists... British comedy at it's finest ❤️
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[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

@VanyRichardson Happy early birthday. I hope you had a wonderful day. 😁

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

@ErlingRoIe No one rates cheats either 😂😂🤡

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

I can't stop thinking about the time Phil found Tina's body. They didn't need to show her hand 😭 #eastenders

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❤️🤍🏆 Arsenal lift Premier League trophy after winning the title 2025/26! ✨

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

@mfc_mrpage So in short, all fans will be watching their club this afternoon. Well done. How many brain cells did you ruin to come up with that?

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

@FabrizioRomano Let me add some context and add the bits that @FabrizioRomano decided to leave out. "Massive love to him, because it's all banter, it's all part of the game, it's all part of football. And I like how he's done it as well."

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

@MailSport Are you not embarrassed at regurgitating someone else's opinion? It shows such a lack of originality. You know you're fucked when you're going to Alan Pardew for your quotes.

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

@TrifectaSport @purplepenguin81 The irony 😂😂😂 When Chelsea were found to have cheated and been charged for it. And you're talking about cheats?

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

@FTBLsection @purplepenguin81 😂😂😂 How many times did you have to wipe away your tears while writing this tweet 😂😂😂

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

@lisa_a_jones I'm sorry, I've let the side down 😭. As a side note, Why does Vanessa look so upset of Todd leaving when she's only known her for about a week?

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

Do Friday nights get any better than Gardeners World and a cup of tea? God I'm so old 😭

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

I just paid 40 quid for McDonald's for myself and my kids. 40 QUID!!!
It was rubbish as well. I feel like I've been absolutely robbed. #mcdonalds

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

@lisa_a_jones Exactly this. I'm sick of her always in everyone's business, taking the moral high ground. Also, why the hell was going on with Bobs unhealthy obsession with hers and Dr nobs date?

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

@lisa_a_jones 😂 There was a period of time a few months ago, where if you watched Emmerdale via itvx, the main picture was just him looking like he was about to start crying. It could stand it 😂😂😂

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[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

I'm revisiting Broadchurch. I'll let you know how I get on.

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

@lisa_a_jones Yeah, it made me laugh when he was talking to Sarah yesterday and he said "you know me, I'm not over sensitive". 🥺 This has been his face for the past 5 years.

[J. 😎 @carter_boy81]

@lisa_a_jones @LauraJeanneH That's the soap land equivalent of an invisibility cloak