Carter Moonis

God uses yo-yo people to do great things. -Forrest Johnson

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Putting someone first only works when you're in their top 5

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"Will you buy me a new pair of legs? Mine are broken."

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things my 4th graders say to me: a thread

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"Your face looks like you just told your son he's adopted."

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"Man, you got me clappin'! Wait hold on...I mean trippin. You got me trippin!"

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it really bothers me when full grown adults can't get your and you're right. or there, their, and they're.

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In case anyone was wondering, the Harry Potter reunion was everything I needed to start off this new year.

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@mannahhoonis I literally just finished watching Schitt's creek for the first time last week

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Guess I'm not as put together as I thought

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Told myself I wasn't going to watch Christmas movies until after thanksgiving...but here I am watching the holiday

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I'm laying in bed, scrolling through social media when my cat jumps up on the bed wanting snuggles. I expect him to just lay on top of the covers but no, he wants in...so he steps on my face, burrows his way inside the blanket, and then sits on my face. This is motherhood.

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"If you want crappy things to stop happening to you, stop accepting crap and demand something more."

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It's a Mamma Mia kinda night y'all

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Is 9:24pm an appropriate time to vacuum your apartment? Because my upstairs neighbors do it every week

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Dropped a penny from my purse today. Picked it up not knowing it was face down. I'm not one to usually play into these types of superstitions; picking up a penny can't be unlucky. Alas, I left my computer charger at work. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I've reached peak cat lady status. Dreary day, curled up on the couch with a blanket, the cat, and a cup of hot tea, working on lesson plans with #Reverie playing in the background.

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Guys @BenSPLATT did it again. Fantastic album. Gonna be on repeat for a while 🤩