The Carter

ΚΣ George Mason

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[chabby4cappy #StaiosOut 🍕 @Soucer23]

Not so funny when you’re the one being filmed crying cause you got ran through by a hockey team without consent now is it

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Your 2025-26 Stanley Cup Champions

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Have a safe flight 👋

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

two unskippable ads

[Paul @p____67]

Wonder if there’s people out there who haven’t discovered Ella Langley yet.

My word, they’re in for a treat.

[KFC @kfc]

sophisticated people like all three

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Games Ottawa won Minutes we trailed
🤝

Zero

[Oleksiy Sorokin @mrsorokaa]

This graph shows a 1% increase in production. And yes, they think you are idiots.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Reporter: The president called you a loser.

Republican Senator Thom Tillis: “I am thrilled about that. That makes me qualified to be homeland security secretary and senior adviser to the president.”

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

Reporter: ''So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted?''

JD Vance: ''Yes''

Reporter: ''Ok, I'm just checking, because you helped raise money for people who did so on January 6th''

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Nice

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

JD Vance: "Denmark hasn't done a good job at keeping Greenland safe."

Just out of curiosity when was the last time that a Greenlander was shot dead by a masked agent of their own government?

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Unless you do it while you attack the U.S. Capitol, then you’ll just get a presidential pardon.

[GameStop @gamestop]

$4 in store credit

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Aho shorty followed by one of the greatest goal calls �

[Jank'n Stankhausen @CanesIncognito]

Pretty blatant and obvious trip that apparently is not a penalty.