Carter Batey

Alexandrian. Children’s Hospital Guy. Donut Guy. Nationals Fan. Capitals Fan. Packers Fan. Tweets are my own.

[Don Beyer @DonBeyerVA]

I endorsed Barack Obama early, having been moved by his intelligence and his political capability. I am similarly inspired by Mayor Pete. With him, I feel the promise of a new generation, and I see a way out of the darkness.

I am proud to endorse @PeteButtigieg for president.

[Carter Batey @carterbatey]

Yup.

[Carter Batey @carterbatey]

@KatyBatey Refuted slightly by my re-watch of Machete. Although @officialDannyT is as soothing as baking in these dark times.

[Carter Batey @carterbatey]

@KatyBatey My followers demand just a little bit more. #isthishowtiwtterworks?

[Carter Batey @carterbatey]

@KatyBatey And no, it’s not mansplaining if you point this out...

[Carter Batey @carterbatey]

@KatyBatey @justindotnet And yet...no.

[Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams]

BREAKING: Poll hours have been extended in Gwinnett County! 🚨

Annistown Elementary School NOW OPEN UNTIL 9:25pm
Anderson-Livsey Elementary School NOW OPEN UNTIL 7:30pm
Harbins Elementary School NOW OPEN UNTIL 7:14pm

[Carter Batey @carterbatey]

@jesseocnl @justindotnet @KatyBatey There’s some Taco Bell Cantina joke to be made in this thread but I can’t think of it. Just know that’s it’s there, unlike Waffle House.

[Carter Batey @carterbatey]

@jesseocnl @justindotnet @KatyBatey and I discussed it tonight. It would never be approved. The smothered and covered crowd would be pilloried.

[Carter Batey @carterbatey]

@justindotnet @jesseocnl @aecraw It’ll be nice. Well...clean. And if it’s open Old Town won’t flood.

[Carter Batey @carterbatey]

@justindotnet @jesseocnl Just wait till the backlash comes over my proposed Waffle House. #notkidding

[𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝓈𝓁𝑜𝒶𝓃 @alisonlsloan]

Every Shakespeare Play Summed Up in a Quote from Parks and Recreation: A Thread

[Children's National Hospital 🏥 @ChildrensNatl]

Children’s National invested >$125 million in community benefit in fiscal year 2017 through initiatives aimed at improving #communityhealth, addressing #healthequity & strengthening our partnerships across the region. The full report can be found here: https://t.co/U2JOsJaBe4 https://t.co/UM4YeHC2s2

[Sean Doolittle @whatwouldDOOdo]

hey @smashmouth guess what

[Carter Batey @carterbatey]

@russianmachine

[Carter Batey @carterbatey]

Nice to meet you ⁦@StanleyCup⁩ #ALLCAPS

[Carter Batey @carterbatey]

Just like Corker wouldn’t support a tax bill that added a dime to the deficit. https://t.co/hgy7TO97Jv

[John Lewis @repjohnlewis]

Do not get lost in a sea of despair. Be hopeful, be optimistic. Our struggle is not the struggle of a day, a week, a month, or a year, it is the struggle of a lifetime. Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble. #goodtrouble