Melissa Carter-Borchers

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@russellcrowe Home. It’s clearly a super-sonic airship you’re about to board and come sit and watch the TOFOG Texas DVD. Or gladiator—your pick! 😂

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@TonyGonzales4TX This law spells disaster all over it. Before legal access to abortion, there were STILL ABORTIONS! “AT HOME ABORTIONS: HOME “REMEDIES”, ABORTION PILLS, AND CRIMINALIZATION OF SELF-ABORTION” Think: why did we legalize it in the first place!

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@miracletbs Ok, I’ve not seen this show, but based on this scene alone, I have to watch the entire series.

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@erin_go_bruh Well, that’s not fair… ipods didn’t exist!

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@Eminem_Pro I’m a hardcore em fan, but that second list said “male artists.” Does Eminem not make the top 10 if you include all genders? Just curious.

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@FashionmicWrld @Southpawers Tour? What tour? Did I miss something! I want another tour! 😭

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@artgandy36 @NRL I’d actually find that incredibly sexy if my husband burst through the door wanting me that badly!

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@TheOnion I thought he said “Ribbonette.” Robinette is slightly better.

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@pandard66 @thegregwalters @VICENews Orange County, CA. I saw my husband eat one yesterday.

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@dentrobo @IvankaTrump @KLoeffler @Perduesenate No, because you disenfranchised yourself and those that weren’t stupid enough to cast a ballot decided the election. This strategy makes no sense, but I ain’t complaining!

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@greg49017 @Tweetsbysab @realDonaldTrump @Mike_Pence @VP You didn’t think so in 2016. 🧐 it’s beyond puerile—ya LOST. It’s going to happen whether you, personally, accept it or not!

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@BenMcCroryFBI @CNN 🤣🤣🤣

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@CNN I’ll take it, but that sure is tacky. And how can you do anything with your hands wearing that? 😒

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@MrLisson @IllegalBeaner1 @pamelakthornton @Eminem What?! Hell, I sure would have taken it that way if he mentioned anything I did.

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

I entered this @eminem #sweepstakes on #tunespeak. Follow the link below to enter & help me win. https://t.co/jpt2mRKrjz

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@CorneliaVo @russellcrowe So true. 😭😭😭

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@ltsfullofstars @russellcrowe I just watched this...still a great movie, even after 62 times!

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA Who should be the next President?

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA Even if this were true, explain how this automatically means Trump wins? If the “fraudulent votes” were all for Trump, Trump loses even more than he already has. Simply claiming there were more votes than voters doesn’t guarantee that Trump would end up having the most votes.

[Melissa Carter-Borchers @carterborchers]

@DDsulzbach 👀