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chicken tortilla soup connoisseur

[carter @carterf12]

just saw that riff raff unfollowed me. i need some time to sit with this news — please respect my space.

[carter @carterf12]

my ex blocked me so what’s even th point of x then

[carter @carterf12]

feeling like writing a letter … bring back snail mail

[carter @carterf12]

men be like yeah i need the chilaquiles

[carter @carterf12]

only a chump would use audible. sorry it had to be said

[jordan @Jordanbloked]

There’s no reason a fish needs to be this cunt like no reason at all like why do you as a fish need an opalescent silk gown. She should be at the club.

[carter @carterf12]

sometimes i just want to tweet

[carter @carterf12]

i love twitter and bereal bc it just feels like i’m posting in the void

[carter @carterf12]

i was in denial before and it’s time to come clean….. i’m a drake fan

[carter @carterf12]

omg like what is wrong with y’all

[The Golden Bachelor @GoldenBachABC]

Hello, handsome! 🤩 #TheGoldenBachelor

[carter @carterf12]

war is an insane concept. y’all ever heard of having a conversation?

[carter @carterf12]

jack antonoff i’ll see u in hell

[carter @carterf12]

children should NOT 🙅‍♀️ be allowed in grocery stores

[carter @carterf12]

desperately need to be seth rogens best friend

[carter @carterf12]

does anyone normal in philadelphia wanna fall in love with me or what.

[carter @carterf12]

looking at u @MichaelsStores

[carter @carterf12]

society if michaels stores weren’t criminally understaffed

[carter @carterf12]

why are they putting flavored syrups in water on tiktok