Carter Hale

Trial Attorney | Dad | Husband | Legal Tech Geek

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@RoninMA @simoncholland Specifically, “farthest end of the counter from the sink and dishwasher”?

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@simoncholland Alternative I saw: put a vending machine on your front sidewalk and turn off the lights.

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@simoncholland Nothing like the struggle of wearing those second- and third-tier boxers

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@simoncholland Amen. As @JohnCaparulo once said (paraphrasing), “Anytime a server asks, ‘Is Pepsi okay?’, I respond, ‘Is Monopoly money okay?’”

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@simoncholland @SunChips Labor Day party hosts, wife to husband in front of kids: “Sure hope somebody brings chips since you couldn’t remember to pick up the ONE item I asked you to get-” *front door rings*

Front door camera:

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@simoncholland 12: Ok Dad, I’ll wave for a photo during our hotel breakfast buffet. But why?

Me: It’s super important. Just trust me.

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@simoncholland @SunChips Rival Dad: Just bought this massive new, slow-cooking grill.

@simoncholland: Well <eh-hem> while we’re waiting all day to eat, I’ve got something to tie us over.

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@simoncholland Even better news for those parents, they can go to their kids’ job interviews after college (if the basement life doesn’t pan out): https://t.co/zlKdicJUEu

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Congrats @bobambrogi a/k/a the “Legal Tech Trifecta” Champ!
• Best Legal Tech Blog
• Best Legal Tech Podcast
• Top Legal Tech Opinion Leader

https://t.co/tR7RgzqS4c

@LawrinaUS

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Thank you @LindsayMendez for sharing your time today with @BAAofNYC ! https://t.co/GdGh03VquK

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@JNarragansett You’re far from being nitpicky AF. The prosecution should sell its slides to my eye doctor to test my vision. They should’ve just gone all out and used Comic Sans for text, and used different stock photos that show the watermarks.

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@LitSoftware This was so exciting! Thanks for the tour!

[Judge Roy Ferguson @JudgeFergusonTX]

First we had #LawyerCat. And now, #LawyerChipmunk has entered the 394th District Court! Despite the @Zoom audio glitch, this lawyer's professionalism never wavered. (How-to for fixing the glitch is at the end.) #OhNo #NotAgain #lawtwitter

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@LeniseLigon Thanks! Their birthday is actually tomorrow, but we wanted to celebrate today so they’re attentive to MLK tomorrow

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.⁦@Lin_Manuel⁩ ⁦@gmorninggnights⁩ Another birthday boy opening his favorite present

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Now that I’ve secured my @natebargatze tix for 10/8 @SaengerMobile, hurry and grab yours. It may be a double header, but they’re going fast.

[Product Hunt 😸 @ProductHunt]

Serious question.

Why doesn't the new remote come with an AirTag #AppleEvent

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FINALLY!!

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

Never step on a LEGO brick again! SmartBricks, coming soon...

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This 5-second clip will be in my upcoming CLE presentation on electronic evidence.