Carter

@Steelheads fan account

[homans top guy @passcoderonald]

Julius Caeser

[Navi of Boomhandia @NaviGoBoom]

Biden thinks he can take away the sun? Not on my watch! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅

[Carter @carterlee74]

@scrdoflightning “Two hops this time”

[Frat Stafford @Frat_Stafford]

Tinder but for dudes who want to drink and play pool at dive bars on Thursdays

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

He liberated the Fremen, is what he did!

He was Lisan Al Giab, Duke of Arrakis, The Voice of the Outer World, and in this sietch Paul Muad’dib Atreides is a hero.

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

*tears in my eyes, lip wobbling* a-acab…a-acab includes…i-includes…

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Wife: You better not be going out to drink with the boys tonight for St. Paddy's.

Me:

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

little Paul, Paul the mouse, I call him, wants to rule Arrakis. many are saying this, but we can't let that happen, folks, can we? no, we'll make Arrakis great again and Paul and his worm riders—they're riding the worms now, many such cases. but we won't let them stop us

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

gay blink-182:

[Two Minutes To Late Night @2M2LN]

My Metallica-themed Vietnamese restaurant, Phở Whom the Bell Tolls, is looking for investors.

[^_^ @Bruhsepheus]

White Boy Does Perfect Fremen Sandwalk During Field Sobriety Test Leaves Officer Stunned

["C"ON"VER"S"E" @mmmmmmnmnmmmmmm]

theres an old saying in arrakis—i know it's in caladan, probably in arrakis—that says, dune me once, shame on— shame on you.,. dune me.., you can't get duned again..