Leif Erickson

Not much, thanks for asking

[Leif Erickson @cartermilligan]

Regarde bien

[Leif Erickson @cartermilligan]

If you get sick, pray to God for help cause all your doctor's prayers go up through United health.

[Leif Erickson @cartermilligan]

A waterfall wouldn't sound as great if there weren't rocks in the way.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i hate when the washing machine is on the scary part

[HAWK_GUYS @HAWK_GUYS]

Iowa: “Hey NCAA, we think we broke a rule.”

NCAA: “Thanks for self reporting! Nobody has ever done that. 1 game suspension.”

Iowa: “Fair enough”

**2 YEARS LATER**

NCAA: “You know what… actually FUCK you guys.”

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Meanwhile in America the dumbest cult in human history brought the measles back

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Pooping sitting down even though I’m a guy

[Takashi Rickstar @RickstarTakashi]

@pelositracker

[Leif Erickson @cartermilligan]

I get a lot of crap for being terrible at spelling because my mom was an English teacher but I didn't have her for comp. I had her for lit. Spelling didn't seem to matter much to Shakespeare and when he couldn't find a word for what he wanted he invented a new one.

[Leif Erickson @cartermilligan]

" you ever notice how mean people smell like leftovers?"

[Leif Erickson @cartermilligan]

@Hoopss 25-18

[Leif Erickson @cartermilligan]

It'll be under 45 points. Let's say 25 to 18. Don't care who wins.

[Leif Erickson @cartermilligan]

Featured in children's movie osmosis Jones at that. 👀🙄

[BlankExpression @BlankExpressio1]

Bad Bunny is such a pedo!!

Actual lyrics from a song of his...

"Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see, some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)..."

Oops. Typo. Those are actually Kid Rock's lyrics. Fucking pedo lovers.

[Leif Erickson @cartermilligan]

@BookingHoldings Took $1300 from me unauthorized just today. Nasty middlemen leaches from top to bottom.

[Leif Erickson @cartermilligan]

Rock bottom ain't that bad if you're into collecting rocks

[Leif Erickson @cartermilligan]

When things got worse I had no control there. Things will get better, although I get no say in what defines the better.

[Leif Erickson @cartermilligan]

New Year's Day 2026 and my wife has finally caught the neighbors taking in the groceries.

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

Hope everyone is having a a great day! Even the haters, I hope you’re crushing it too.

[g @34rths]

I'm an adult the same way as a tomato is a Fruit

[Daire Carragher @DaireCarragher]

Packers may have lost their 2nd, 3rd and 4th most pivotal players in one day.