Carter

Compared to me Jay-Z is Lay-Z

[Flea @flea333]

All of my love to the one of a kind bringer of love and joy, the great Biz Markie. I will bang his records til the day I die and my heart will rejoice. I love you Biz.

[Carter @carternesss]

@broccoli_slut Epic

[Carter @carternesss]

@ZackCzajka Also you tweeted this at 4:26 on 4/26..... Epic

[Carter @carternesss]

@ZackCzajka I respect that

[Carter @carternesss]

@ZackCzajka

[Carter @carternesss]

Kings to Luke!

[Unkle Dookie @ShattuckLuke]

Kings to me!

[. @kimpossiblefact]

historic

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Can you every really trust anyone ? I LOVE YOU ! Love , tW

[Carter @carternesss]

@ZackCzajka I am free

[Zack Czajka @ZackCzajka]

Carter paid his fines

[Carter @carternesss]

@animationblock I vote for Mako & Mendoza

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Kanye stopped by the SpaceX rocket factory today.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Where are the memes? Send in … the memes …

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Who controls the memes,
controls the Universe

[Carter @carternesss]

Merritt Island is a happening place now @richiecaudill @ZackCzajka @McPhersonDalton

[Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld]

Jerry Stiller's comedy will live forever.

[Carter @carternesss]

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